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Zander, 19, Gay, Arkansas, Aspiring World Traveler

"Marry someone who accepts you and your gay porn."
My older sister with boyfriend issues (via thelifeofyaoi)

(via distinctmemory)

— 7 hours ago with 38396 notes

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

(via wrman)

— 7 hours ago with 37959 notes
dlubes:

dlubes:

let’s see how many of these i can shove up my ass

the correct answer was twelve

dlubes:

dlubes:

let’s see how many of these i can shove up my ass

the correct answer was twelve

— 7 hours ago with 288 notes

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

(via jenniaceworldcw)

— 18 hours ago with 118390 notes
"

“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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— 18 hours ago with 96077 notes